The Join Lily of Switz 7 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.227 billion Join Lily enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 557 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,531 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Switz 7's national animal is the Join Lily, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Switz 7 is ranked 172,515^th in the world and 3,817^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.